I Can't Believe It!

This morning is absolutely insane. All of this that happened is just crazy. I can't wrap my head around it.

This complete mess has left me feeling flabbergasted. I need a moment to even think about this.

It’s like something out of a dream. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Believe This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I glimpsed a monkey wearing a suit. It appeared totally unfazed. You should say it was the bizarre thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Truly You Couldn't Think It!

Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw dropped. This has to be a dream, right?

I'm floored
Make it stop!
Someone pinch me

This Is Insane What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't understand what just happened. I was sitting down the street and suddenly this massive squirrel jumped from nowhere. It was holding a miniature sword! Seriously. Then it ran away for a moment, then took off running. I am so confused by what I just experienced.

Unbelievable! totally surprising

Can you believe this? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's beyond|belief. I affirm this is {thefact. This story is incredibly outrageous, I almost doubt it's . true.

Maybe it was a dream? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

This is Beyond Belief

This situation is absolutely outrageous. I can't understand what I've just seen. It's like something here out of a movie. Reality has been bent.

Am I dreaming?
I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This opens up a whole new world.